Helicopters are expensive. Helicopters are slow. Helicopters can't carry very much. Helicopters run out of fuel before they have flown very far. Compared to an airplane you sacrifice a tremendous amount of utility in exchange for the following:

the ability to land anywhere
the ability to fly very low and slow (albeit not safely as we'll see below)

Helicopters are also fun and challenging.

Helicopters suffer from 8 accidents per 100,000 hours flown and about 10 percent of accidents are fatal (other data suggest that the fatal rate is closer to 1.4 per 100,000 hours). This is a similar safety record to general aviation airplanes. As an inexperienced pilot of a cheap light helicopter, however, your risk is at least 5 times higher than that of a Vietnam vet flying a fancy turbine-powered helicopter. The accident rate for personal helicopter flights, almost all of which are in cheap light machines, was 44 per 100,000 hours and 16 of those would be fatal. For practical purposes, therefore, it seems that you're at least 10 times more likely to kill yourself in a helicopter as you are in a fixed wing trainer such as the Cessna 172, Diamond DA20/DA40, or Piper Warrior.

The good news about helicopter safety is that it is largely under your control as the pilot. If you want to cruise along for 25 miles skimming the ground 100' above obstacles and then land in your friend's backyard, which is surrounded by power lines and trees, you are asking for trouble. If you take off and land at public airports and fly 500' above the terrain your risk is probably not that different from doing the same trip in a small airplane. As with other kinds of flying safety depends to a large extent on the ratio between a pilot's level of confidence and level of skill.

Consider starting with an airplane

On average, you are required to accumulate least 45 hours of helicopter time before you will get a Private certificate. In practice most students take much longer. New pilots have to learn all the rules and regulations, how to read charts and understand airspace, how to talk on the radio, how to navigate when on a cross-country flight, and how to fly a helicopter.

If you are already a certificated airplane pilot you already have all of the required skills except knowing how to fly a helicopter. Most authorities relax the flight time requirement to about 30 hours and in practice many students are able to pass their check ride after 30 hours.

Unless you're completely fearless the prospect of hurtling towards the ground at a lethal rate of speed in an unfamiliar machine is frightening. Yet this is a required manoeuvre when landing any aircraft. Fear makes it harder to learn. Better to conquer your fear and get comfortable in the air in a much cheaper rented fixed wing airplane than in an expensive helicopter.

Your trainer

 You'll almost surely start training in a Robinson R22, designed by former Bell engineer Frank Robinson for folks who want to commute from their country homes in the woods to their car dealerships, hospitals, or law offices in the city. The R22 cruises fast and everything in the machine is designed to be as simple, lightweight, and maintenance-free as possible. It is truly the perfect helicopter except for one small problem: the market Robinson designed it for does not exist. It turned out that the haute bourgeoisie preferred to sit in traffic and melt the pavement underneath their SUVs rather than take responsibility for learning to operate a helicopter safely.

Flight schools, however, were quick to notice that the R22 was the world's cheapest helicopter to operate and began snapping them up. This proved to be a problem because Frank Robinson never designed the R22 for training and probably would have relaxed the high cruise speed requirement and put in a higher inertia rotor system to allow more time to react to an engine failure.

Fully fuelled, the R22 is barely capable of hovering with 400 lbs. of pilot and instructor on board. If you're a tad overweight, now is the time to start your diet. If you're too fat, you'll have to learn in a turbine-powered Bell JetRanger, which costs a fortune per hour because of its costly maintenance requirements and thirst for fuel.

Old school helicopter pilots will scoff at the Robinsons for a variety of reasons, including the low inertia rotor system, but basically there are no alternatives. Schweizer, for example, which bought the old Hughes design, only manufactures a handful of piston-engine helicopters each year.

Choosing a Flight School and Instructor

There are four ways to lose a flight: weather is unfavourably cloudy or windy, instructor is not available, helicopter is down for maintenance, helicopter has been scheduled by another student. If you are training at a school with only one helicopter and one instructor, the risk of being unable to fly is very high.

Look for a school with at least three training helicopters and two instructors.

Given that you don't know how to fly, how do you evaluate an instructor? The best instructors are relaxed and comfortable even as the student makes a lot of mistakes. The best instructors are able to talk a student through a manoeuvre rather than putting their hands on the controls and "demonstrating". Once you've learned how to hold a hover and fly straight-and-level, take at least one lesson with each instructor at your school and then pick the one whose style suits you best. You'll probably learn at least 50 percent faster with a really good instructor compared to an average instructor.

First Lesson: Ground

Because so many students have crashed R22s there are a bunch of special legal requirements associated with the aircraft. You aren't allowed to get into the machine at all until you've received and logged ground instruction.

The ground lesson is partly about energy management in the event of an engine failure and partly about not getting the helicopter into unusual attitudes.

As with airplanes, much of the key to safety in a helicopter is energy management. In an airplane you have potential energy (altitude) and kinetic energy (forward speed) that can be traded off against each other to bring the airplane down gently in the event of an engine failure or ordinary landing. The helicopter has three kinds of energy: potential (altitude), kinetic (forward speed), and angular momentum (blade speed).

In an airplane you can make decisions about trading forms of energy very late in the day. For example, if you pull the stick all the way back at 6000' above the ground you will gradually slow down and eventually stall and perhaps enter a spin. With many airplanes you could spin nearly all the way to the ground before applying forward stick and opposite rudder to get back to a normal flight condition. All without an engine.

In a helicopter, by contrast, if the blades spin down more than 10-15% from their normal velocity, there is no way to convert potential or kinetic energy into spinning such that the helicopter will start to fly again. If you can't restart your engine, therefore, your helicopter can very quickly become a rock.

In a turbine-powered helicopter like a Bell 206 JetRangers the blades are heavy and the blades won't slow down for several seconds after an engine failure. In the flyweight Robinson, however, after an engine failure you have no more than 1.2 seconds to take exactly the right actions or the helicopter cannot be recovered.

What if you do take all the right actions? Suppose that you're up at 4000' and the engine quits. You lower the collective pitch (lever on your left) immediately to flatten the blades and allow them to be driven by the wind through which the helicopter is now falling at 2000 feet-per-minute. You adjust the cyclic (stick in front of you) for about 65 knots of forward speed. You aim for a landing zone. The good news is that you don't need a very large one but the bad news is that the glide ratio is 2:1 instead of an airplane's 10:1 and therefore you don't have as large an area from which to choose. As you get within about 50' from the ground you pull back the cyclic to flare the helicopter and shed most of the forward speed. Just as in an airplane this flare also arrests most of the vertical speed. At the second to last moment you stop flaring and return the helicopter to being parallel to the ground. Ideally at this point you are hovering 5' or so above a soccer field and the blades are still spinning. Finally you raise the collective as the helicopter falls, using the stored energy in the blades against the force of gravity. You land gently on the skids. (In practice the cyclic flare is more important than the "hovering autorotation" at the end; a lot of people walk away from helicopter engine failures if they get the cyclic flare right but can't manage to pull the collective smoothly at the last moment.)

This all sounds good until you look at the "deadman's curve". The marketing literature for helicopters says "if the engine fails, you can autorotate down to a smooth landing." The owner's manual, however, contains a little chart of flight conditions from which it is impossible to landing without at least bending the helicopter. Unfortunately these conditions are the very ones in which nearly all helicopters seem to operate. If you're above 500', for example, you're pretty safe. But TV station helicopters are often lower than that when filming. Flying along at 65 knots is also good but if the camera needs the pilot to hover the helicopter slows to a crawl.

First Lesson: Air

Before you get into the air you'll probably spend about half an hour on a pre-flight inspection of the helicopter. With most airplanes most of the critical pieces are hidden underneath bodywork and not accessible except to a mechanic during an oil change or 100-hour inspection. With the Robinson R22 the engine is mostly flapping in the breeze and what is hidden can easily be accessed via a flip-up door.

If the weather is nice you'll probably remove the doors. This ensures that you'll be nice and cool inside the machine. In theory you could look straight down while in flight and scare yourself but in practice your attention will be focussed on looking out the front and trying to hold the machine in a fixed attitude relative to the horizon. So don't hesitate to fly your very first lesson with the doors off. When the doors are off, it is good practice to take everything out of your pockets and put them in the baggage compartment underneath the seats. You don't want loose items getting sucked out of the helicopter and contacting the tail rotor, the fastest-rotating and most fragile part of the whole machine.

Sadly a big part of your first lesson will be practicing the most difficult helicopter manoeuvre: hovering. Hardly anyone is able to become proficient at hovering in less than 5 or 6 hours of flight training. Every one of those hours is exhausting. Much of the time is frustrating.

Learning to Hover

A big selling point of helicopters is that you can land in your backyard. Where then would be the best place to learn to hover? An airport with a 12,000' runway and a 7,500' crosswind runway. You want a lot of open space where you're guaranteed not to hit anything. You want somewhere that neighbours won't complain about the noise. You want somewhere with long sight lines to the horizon so that you won't concentrate your gaze in too close. You want somewhere that you can get fuel when you run out. All roads lead to the big airport! Generally the tower and ground controllers will give you permission to practice hovering on whichever runway isn't be used that day and/or over a seldom-used taxiway.

Most instructors will start by giving you one control at a time. You take the anti-torque pedals and they handle the cyclic and collective pitch. You practice pedal turns. Then you take the collective while the instructor controls the cyclic and pedals. You go up, you go down. Maybe you land. Then you take the cyclic and the instructor takes the other controls and ... 1 second later the helicopter is oscillating like crazy and you hear "I have the controls" in your headset. Any good instructor will alert you to the fact that you need to be very light on the controls: "you fly with pressures, not movements." The instructor will also tell you that there is a bit of lag between the time that you put in a control input and the time that the helicopter reacts. What most instructors